Free Episodes of Family Guy

Everybody knows who he is. Not everybody loves the 300-plus pound couch potato with three chins. Peter Griffin, a.k.a. the Family Guy, garners the love and laughter of audiences with his wife Lois, resembling agent Dana Scully of “X Files” fame, daughter Megan, a dorky teen, son Chris, once an art fancy-pants, demonic baby Stewie, and the family alcoholic talking dog, Brian. Although the Family Guy is the star, the whole family is a riot. 

The Griffins, the average family next door, must contend with each other and their bizzare neighbors. There's Glen Quagmire, the perverted neighbor who  constantly looks for new ways to score with young chicks. He's accidentally slept with men, harassed Meg's slumber party friends,  indulges in every kind of get-rich-quick scheme and is the trouble maker of the neighborhood. His classic catch phrase is “Giggedy Giggedy Geeeeeeh”. 

The there's Joe, a wheelchair-bound cop who doesn't take guff from anyone, not even his buddy Peter, the Family Guy. He's ticketed Peter for DUIs, had a pregnant wife for almost 10 years and chased down many an able-bodied criminal.

Griffin family members are quite different from the rest of the neighborhood. Lois is an attractive 30-something house wife. Her nasal voice and Agent Scully looks shouldn't mislead you. She's gone crazy before too. One time, Brian the alcoholic dog burned down the house by accident with the Family Guy's “joke” fire extinguisher. Peter responds to the incident with a joke: “Who the hell buys a joke fire extinguisher? Someone who cares more about his family's laughter than their lives!” Lois, in typical sweetness, offers to scrape the blackened turkey off and serve it. When she discovers she's out of paper towels, she goes hysterical, eventually requiring sedation.

Megan, voiced by “That 70's Show” cutie Mila Kunis, is a dorky teenager who tries her best to keep her embarrassing father Peter under wraps. On one driving lesson with her Dad, Meg watches as  the Family Guy crashes into the Quahog town satellite dish. Peter says that if she'll take the blame, he'll buy her a convertible. When it doesn't work out, she kills William Shatner.

The alcoholic family dog Brian is a different story. He's a calm, sedate, philosophical pet who quotes Shakespeare.  He's the diplomat and unifier of the Griffin household. He's the one who took baby Stewie to the set of his favorite TV show, Jolly Rodgers Farm. When Stewie finds out it's not real, he throws a fit. Brian placates Stewie. “Ya wanna get some ice cream? No. Wanna take a dump in Mother Maggie's Shoes?”

Stewie, the evil demonic baby with a head shaped like a football, obsesses over control: “Victory will be mine!”. He even assassinated his would be brother in one of his weird and devastating science experiments.

Then there's the Family Guy himself, Peter, who cannot be described. You must experience Peter on your own.